An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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Lil' Wayne

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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