What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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Your Mom

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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The WNBA.

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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YOU IS DUM

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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Get in the van

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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