Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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Star Wars

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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Poop

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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