roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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hi

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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hi

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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