A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Knock, knock. Come in!

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