- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

a show horse jumps over a bar

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

women leaving the kitchen

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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