So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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No

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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