Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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Women's rights.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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