Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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weiner? balls

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Knock Knock Come in

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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