How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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Hey Caleb.

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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whats really hot the sun

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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