Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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Haha

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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This is not a good joke.

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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A jew went to Germany.

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