- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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