What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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cms.......?????

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roses are red, violets are violet

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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