"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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