Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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Your mom goes to college

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You smell bad? Cool.

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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Kittens.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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