How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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the your face joke

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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