- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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