whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Anti Joke

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