- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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