What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

Communism

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

Windows Vista

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

The Economy

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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