So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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Baseball

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Left. That one direction...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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