- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

I cant think of one (._. )

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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