- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

HARRY EFFING STYLES

Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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