Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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SPAMS!!!

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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