- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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