Paul Dylan King!

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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i hate you.

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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