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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

You want to hear a joke? Democract

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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