Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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brett is a dick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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imadewords

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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