- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

9/11/2001

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

who farted? umm........that guy.

Who has downs this joke

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

Whats White and sticky? Semen

how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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