What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

Penis jokes.

Tennesse

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

women leaving the kitchen

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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