How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Whats9+10 19

What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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