How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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Left. That one direction...

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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