- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

-Knock knock -Go away -Breaks door and shoots

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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