SPAMS!!!

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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I have no ideas.

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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minced oaths

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like for a handjob.

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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