Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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Left. That one direction...

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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