What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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Hummer.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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