Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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World Peace

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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How do u shit With ur ass

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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