Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

Sex. That is all.

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

The WNBA.

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

You smell bad? Cool.

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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