- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

tim rafter died no one cared

Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

A: Knock knock. B: <>

what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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