Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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YOU IS DUM

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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