A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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Once upon a time.

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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