What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Lil' Wayne

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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BWAT

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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