How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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