- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Blonde Entrepeneurs

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

A woman gets in her car to drive.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

stop it ryan vallee

How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

Whats9+10 19

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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