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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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