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How do u shit With ur ass

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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