why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: Yeah, these clippers have belonged to my grandfather, father, and me. Bill: Darn, thats quite amazing, I wish I could get a pair of those, but I doubt they still make them. Sean: I'm pretty confident they don't, but you can borrow these anytime. Bill: Thanks Sean thats very generous of you. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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who smells? •Liam

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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Susie has Autism

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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Anti Joke

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