What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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BWAT

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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Canada

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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