- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

john liked the paper........ so he took it

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

The WNBA.

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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