I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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123 Main street

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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What is worse

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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