What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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women leaving the kitchen

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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Star Wars

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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8=D

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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