who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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Sarah Palin is President

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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Bin Laden is dead.

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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