According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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Chuck Norris.

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