- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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