Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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It says so on your cap.

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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A jew went to Germany.

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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