What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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BWAT

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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There's no "i" in tim.

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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Black Veil Brides.

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Womens rights

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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