If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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