- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

who eats pencils asians

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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