Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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Obama-Care

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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Flab

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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penis

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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