Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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Your social life

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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