What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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