What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

knock knock

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

what time is it rape time

im black

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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