Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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the guy below me is gay

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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the real mccoy

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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