- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

Knock knock What

who smells? •Liam

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

is mayonnaise an instrument?

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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