- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

i love huge wieners.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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