- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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