Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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World Peace

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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Your mother

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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im black

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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