- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

why did Max cry??? chicken

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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