Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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Sarah Palin is President

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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