Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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The WNBA.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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