- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

knock knock go away ok

Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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