- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

is mayonnaise an instrument?

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

Chuck Norris.

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

Hitler was Jewish.

My friends are like trampolines I have none

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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