what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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Your mom

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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9/11

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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