What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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