What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

BOOBIES!!!!!!!

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

Women"s Rights

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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