what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

A Banana wrote this...

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

Homework.

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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