- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

don't look behind you

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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