Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: Yeah, these clippers have belonged to my grandfather, father, and me. Bill: Darn, thats quite amazing, I wish I could get a pair of those, but I doubt they still make them. Sean: I'm pretty confident they don't, but you can borrow these anytime. Bill: Thanks Sean thats very generous of you. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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whats really hot the sun

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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