Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

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