What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

Whats9+10 19

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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