1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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