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brett is a dick

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

69, hahaha

JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

imadewords

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

Rock mattress.

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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