Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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