What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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Will you marry me?

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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YOU IS DUM

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Whats 0+0 0

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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