Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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World Peace

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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