- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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A baby seal walks into a club.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

josh roberts you speccy cuunt

Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

women

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

Three blondes walk into a community college.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

A fat boy walked into a party

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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