guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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YOU IS DUM

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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"Hello." "Hi."

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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math test 2=2

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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69

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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