I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

Asians

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

What is Earth made out of? Earth

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

It says so on your cap.

Hey, Max!!

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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