What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Chuck Norris died.

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Frown is a four letter word.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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