a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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alert("The Game");//

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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What is next?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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S.O.P.A

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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