What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Homework.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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