Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Homework.

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

A seal walks into a club.

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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