Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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Obama-Care

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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brett is a dick

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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I only like NY as a friend.

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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lololololololololol

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a black father

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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Women's rights.

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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