- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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