Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Penis!

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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Penis

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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poop

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HTML

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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What's up? The sky.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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