what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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That's Racist

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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Ass

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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Penis jokes.

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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women leaving the kitchen

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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