What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

Osama Bin Laden dies.

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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