- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

I don't get it

Star Wars

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

American Idol

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

NEVER

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

A man farted. Another man walked away.

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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