Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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The WNBA.

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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How much is an abortion? A life

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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Will you marry me?

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Get in the van

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Hummer.

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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