What is brown and sticky?

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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Amputations.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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World Peace

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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