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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

Where's my tractor?

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

AVI IS A FAG

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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