- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

Your mother

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

42.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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