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S.O.P.A

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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Poop

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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whos gay? you are

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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