- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

a show horse jumps over a bar

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

Q: What's the point? A: .

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

guess what chicken butt

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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