Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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What is worse than hell?

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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Chuck Norris

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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