A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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Knock Knock Come in

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Sex. That is all.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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