- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??