What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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Women's football

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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Jokes are funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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