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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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