- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

in the begining... god made some stuff

A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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