I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

What is worse

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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