- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

Compton

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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