- Anti Joke

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.