A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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