What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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