Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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Your mother is a man.

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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Hey

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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Blarg

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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