What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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asian drivers.

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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That's Racist

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Steve Jobs.

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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