Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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i'm not gay

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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c+t+c?

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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This is my joke. funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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