Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

What is black but also yellow? A song.

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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