If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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whos gay? you are

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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who eats pencils asians

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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