- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

knock knock who's there?

i'm not gay

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

c+t+c?

Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

WILSON!!!!!!!!!

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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