One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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