-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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¿melano?

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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