man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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