What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

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cory is gay

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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