How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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Penis.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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