- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

We didnt star the fire ...........

What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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