what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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A black goes to college

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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What abou three times

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Anti Joke

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