What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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