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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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Women's rights...

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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